Macavity, Macavity, there’s no one like Macavity
He’s broken every human law, he breaks the law of gravity
(via importantcat)
- sarcastic asshole online
- sarcastic asshole irl
- sarcastic asshole at school
- sarcastic asshole at home
- sarcastic asshole at work
- sarcastic asshole in marriage proposal
- sarcastic asshole in wedding vows
- sarcastic asshole in bed
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(Source: wwiao, via manustupration)

No.
No.
Stop.
Galileo did not say this.
It’s clearly written in the poem “The Old Astronomer to His Pupil”.
(Source: groundedonthedaily, via discoballtextiles-deactivated20)

This monument is one that I would love to see before I die. It’s in Switzerland; the lion is ten meters long, and six tall.
According to Mark Twain, it is “the most mournful and moving piece of stone in the world.”
(via oursisthecupcake)
